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    Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems

    96'

    2026-02-11

    2.2

    Comedy,Crime

    Overview:

    Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.

    DirectingClaude SchmitzWritingClaude Schmitz

    Cast

    1

    Francis Conrad

    Francis Soetens

    1

    Alain Crab

    Rodolphe Burger

    1

    Jeanne Hartman

    Anne Suarez

    N/A

    Nour Zeroual

    Samia Lemmiz

    1

    Louise

    Chloé Le Grand

    N/A

    Patrice

    Patrice Pays

    Details:

    • Budget: 0
    • Home page
    • Revenue: 0
    • List of countries:
      1. Belgium
      2. France
    • List of languages:
      1. French
    • List of companies:
      1. Wrong Men
      2. ChevalDeuxTrois
    • Vote Count: 3
    • Popularity: 1.2339
    • Status: Released
    • Original title:Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines

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