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    Burlesque Assassins

    96'

    2012-01-10

    4.4

    Seduce and Destroy

    Comedy

    Overview:

    The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows superspies Johnny Valentine, Koko La Douce, Bombshell Belle and new recruit Bourbon Sue as they seduce their way within killing distance of a trio of villainy bent on global domination. See the fatal fan dance of Koko La Douce! See the brutal boa of Bombshell Belle! Witness firsthand the carnage and the cleavage as the enemies of The Burlesque Assassins discover that when it comes to these women, LOOKS CAN KILL!

    WritingJonathan JoffeDirectingJonathan Joffe

    Cast

    1

    Johnny Valentine

    David A. aka Armitage...

    1

    Bourbon Sue

    Roxi D'Lite

    1

    Katerina Molotov

    Carrie Schiffler

    1

    Stalin

    Dušan Rokvić

    1

    Bombshell Belle

    Rosalind Porter

    1

    Koko La Douce

    Koko La Douce

    1

    Clone of Hitler

    Brendan Hunter

    1

    Xarah Von Den Vielenregen

    Xarah Von Den Vielenregen

    1

    Amber Ray

    Amber Ray

    1

    Kitten Deville

    Kitten Deville

    1

    Natasha Kalashnikov

    Jill Belland

    N/A

    Professor Von Hosenfeffer

    Randy Brososky

    1

    Mussolini Jr

    Matthew Graham

    1

    Kelitta Maloof

    Kelitta Maloof

    1

    Scarlett Martini

    Scarlett Martini

    Details:

    • Budget: 0
    • Home page
    • Revenue: 0
    • List of countries:
      1. Canada
    • List of languages:
      1. List of companies:
        1. Joe Media Group
        2. Jonathan Joffe Pictures
      2. Vote Count: 8
      3. Popularity: 0.3535
      4. Status: Released
      5. Original title:Burlesque Assassins

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