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    Pretty Dead Things

    90'

    2006-10-26

    3.5

    Death Never Looked This Good

    Horror,Comedy

    Overview:

    Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.

    DirectingRichard GriffinWritingSandeep Parikh

    Cast

    1

    Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy

    Patrick Pitu

    1

    John Welles

    William DeCoff

    1

    Jennifer Bond

    Danielle Lozeau

    1

    Shelby St. Exxmin

    Ashley Eaton

    1

    Rex Van Horn

    Ross Kelly

    1

    Female Stripper

    Alexandra Johnson

    1

    Mayor Bowden

    Salvatore Marchese

    1

    Shane Starkweather

    Jason Witter

    1

    Keller

    Jennifer Scharf

    1

    Moe Blu

    Donald Foley

    1

    Club Hell Janitor

    Robert Jude Buco

    1

    Cheery Jogger

    Heather Cooney

    1

    Big Jake

    Caleb Emerson

    1

    Billy Oswald

    Robin L. Watkins

    1

    Sinclair the Fluffer

    Christopher Calcagni

    1

    S&M Whipping Boy

    A. Michael Dias Jr.

    Details:

    • Budget: 22
    • Home page
    • Revenue: 0
    • List of countries:
      1. United States of America
    • List of languages:
      1. List of companies:
        1. Scorpio Film Releasing
      2. Vote Count: 2
      3. Popularity: 0.2981
      4. Status: Released
      5. Original title:Pretty Dead Things

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