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    Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

    134'

    2014-03-09

    2

    The bloody, gothic, erotic, neurotic vampiric love-story that couldn't stay silent.

    Science Fiction,Comedy,Horror,Fantasy,Adventure

    Overview:

    A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound

    DirectingVivitaWritingTony Watt

    Cast

    1

    Sister Funk

    Vivita

    1

    Father Pipecock

    Tony Watt

    1

    Johnny Ghoulash

    John Migliore

    1

    Ariana - Bride of Orlock

    Kelly Mari

    1

    Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock

    Sara Dagoda

    Details:

    • Budget: 0
    • Home page
    • Revenue: 0
    • List of countries:
      1. Canada
    • List of languages:
      1. English
    • List of companies:
      1. Tony Watt
      2. Slum Goddess
    • Vote Count: 3
    • Popularity: 0.5043
    • Status: Released
    • Original title:Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

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