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    The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

    10'

    2008-09-18

    6.6

    IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

    Comedy,Horror

    Overview:

    From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

    DirectingRichard GaleWritingRichard Gale

    Cast

    1

    Jack Cucchiaio

    Paul Clemens

    1

    The Doctor

    Michael James Kacey

    1

    The Mystic

    Fay Kato

    1

    The Girlfriend

    Melissa Paladino

    1

    The Murderer

    Brian Rohan

    1

    Narrator (voice)

    Richard Gale

    Details:

    • Budget: 600
    • Home page
    • Revenue: 0
    • List of countries:
      1. United States of America
    • List of languages:
      1. English
    • List of companies:
      1. Chaotic Rampage American Pictures
      2. Richard Gale Films
    • Vote Count: 165
    • Popularity: 0.8221
    • Status: Released
    • Original title:The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

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