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    You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine

    92'

    1977-10-19

    4.9

    Comedy

    Overview:

    Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...

    DirectingMarc MonnetWritingColuche

    Cast

    1

    Le roi Gros Pif Ier

    Coluche

    1

    La reine Madeleine

    Dominique Lavanant

    1

    La cousine Lucienne

    Anémone

    1

    Le bouffon

    Martin Lamotte

    1

    Antremont

    Michel Blanc

    1

    Le duc d'Orléans

    Roland Giraud

    1

    Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires

    Gérard Jugnot

    1

    Le chevalier blanc

    Gérard Lanvin

    1

    Le héraut d'armes

    Thierry Lhermitte

    1

    La reine de Flandre

    Marie-Anne Chazel

    1

    Le duc d'Ambise

    Philippe Bruneau

    1

    Le radoteur

    Michel Puterflam

    1

    Philippe de Boynet

    Philippe Manesse

    1

    Christian de Boynet

    Christian Spillemaecker

    1

    L'excité

    Jacques Canselier

    1

    Le second tavernier

    François Dyrek

    1

    Le troisième tavernier

    Jean-Louis Tristan

    1

    Père L'Auriot

    Roger Riffard

    1

    Le second capitaine des mousquetaires

    Luis Rego

    1

    Le Belge

    Fernand Guiot

    1

    Une favorite du roi

    Véronique K. Colucci

    1

    Le nain

    Roberto

    2

    Le conteur (voice)

    Christian Clavier

    1

    Le vieux prisonnier

    Georges Adet

    1

    Un homme-assiette

    Georges Ass

    1

    Un homme-assiette

    Lucien Charbonnier

    1

    Le pince-fesse

    Louis Dubois

    1

    Un homme distingué

    Robert Le Béal

    1

    Un homme distingué

    Ernest Menzer

    1

    Un invité du roi qui doit faire ...

    Bruno Moynot

    1

    Le roi de Flandre

    Jean-Jacques

    Details:

    • Budget: 0
    • Home page
    • Revenue: 0
    • List of countries:
      1. France
      2. Belgium
      3. United Kingdom
    • List of languages:
      1. French
    • List of companies:
      1. AMLF
      2. Les Films du Triangle
      3. World Productions
    • Vote Count: 68
    • Popularity: 0.666
    • Status: Released
    • Original title:Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine

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