What a Mess!
143'
1995-03-30
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A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Valeriy Garkalin
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Vera Alentova
Praskov'ya Krolikova
Inna Churikova
Kozyulski
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Igor Ugolnikov
Lieutenant
Sergey Batalov
Brilliant's buyer
Rolan Bykov
USA ambassador
Leonid Kuravlyov
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Lyubov Polishchuk
Nikolay Grigoryevich
Oleg Efremov
Sukhodrishchev
Oleg Tabakov
Kozma
Aleksandr Voroshilo
registry office employee
Nonna Mordyukova
Registry Office Worker
Sergei Artsybashev
Doctor
Yevgeni Vesnik
Director of the Orchestra
Evgeniy Gerchakov
TV Announcer
Arkadiy Koval
Reporter
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Step performer
Irina Apeksimova
Valery Nikolaev
Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Valery Afanasyev
Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov
Sergey Gabrielyan
Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum
Tatyana Kravchenko
Suitcase carrier
Yuriy Chernov
General
Vladimir Gusev
Gennadiy Matveev
Boris Smorchkov
man with a goat
Yuriy Kuzmenkov
Mafiosi
Lev Borisov
Viktor Gajnov
Ivan Martynov
Sergey Ruban
Ambassador's bodyguard
Aleksandr...
Mikhail Kokshenov
Carol's friend
Inna Kara-Mosko
Meloman
Nina Alisova
Vsevolod Sanayev
Father
Anatoliy Kuznetsov
Russian President
Vladimir Menshov
Aleksei Buldakov
Marina Golub
Aleksey Yakubov
Elena Bushueva
Aleksandr Nikitchenko
O. Puchkova
Aleksandr Ryzhkov
Pyotr Merkuryev
Lyudmila Velikaya
Olga Streltsova
Viktor Eltsov
T. Chudotvortseva
Ira Davydova
Natasha Davydova
Lyudmila Larionova
Vyacheslav Solovyov
Ekaterina Krol
Anatoly Kalmykov
(uncredited)
Maxim Glotov
Pavel Remnyov
Timur Kogan
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
journalist (uncredited)
Andrey Zvyagintsev
Oleg Kozhemyakin
Leonid Aleksandrov
Irina Borodulina
Aleksandr Gorbachev
Irina Davydova
Vladimir Shiryaev
Evgeniy Kuleshov
Lev Guzhnovskiy
Lyubov Rudenko
Yulia Zhiveinova-Ferrara
Sergey Labyrin
Vyacheslav Ushanov
Andrey Tunik
Sergey Ershov
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